How not to kill a man – 3 awesome tortures
I was recently travelling a very boring journey and had some ideas for brutal tortures.
I shall assume the sex of the torturee to be male and also that the victim is totally under your control. So let the fun begin…
1. How much can you drink?
In this torture, you hand-cuff the person on the chair, and take a pipe, having a diameter of around 4.5 – 5 inches to be put in the victim’s mouth till the end of his throat so that he can not speak or spit the pipe out of his mouth. And also, the torturee will be uncomfortable having a 5 inch pipe in his mouth.
Now from the pipe, start feeding Water or Soda ( I personally would prefer coca-cola), at very high speed. After few seconds, the victim’s stomach will be full and soda shall start flowing from his nose, ears and eyes until his stomach bursts.
Now, enjoy the agony……. of the torturee.
2. Eyes, my eyes….
In this one, you stick the eyelids of the person-to-be-tortured with the brown tape (those who have packed recently, will understand what i mean), so that he can not close his eyes.
Also make arrangements so that the victim of your torture cannot move his head.
Now, start a blower fan at 2 inch distance from the eyes of the victim.
What it will do? Try not blinking your eyes for 2 minutes, and you shall know.
3. Dead or Alive – Does it matter? you are buried, man!!!
This one is my favourite.
First of all, give doses of local anesthesia to your dearest for his entire body, except head, so that he can see whats going on with him. Then cementify your torturee from toe to neck. Now put him in a coffin, made such that only 6 inches room is available, once the body is put inside.
Put the coffin in the graveyard, 6 feet down, with the cemented person inside it. Do not close the coffin door till you actually dig.
Remember the person can see every of your step and what you are going to do with him. That makes this torture such fun, the victim is tortured mentally, through out the process.
Put a microphone right above the victim’s eyes, to hear his traumatic yells, once you bury him.
PS – My journey was really uncomfortable 
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Perhaps, you could have gone more brutal and taken ideas from the SAW series .
Yeah… I could have. But if you notice, its not about pain…. its about discomfort.
The greatest fun in any torture is in discomfort, not pain….
gosh!!!! why would u want to put another person in so much of agony???????
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hehe…… fun sake re..
It couldnt have been more howlarious, now what if its a female??
Hey suneet, Thanx for the post!!
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Hey dude thanks for commenting on my post.
Amused to see that u r from VIT!
Me too passed out from VIT in 2006.
Think u passed out this year.
Oh btw interesting post that u have put up.
I thought that I was the only physcho in our college..I got one more..
Keep it up
I haven’t read this page completely but boss this is not why that upper eye keeps u thru bad times, all those tough time is to make u strong not to make u fill ur thoughts with crap like this.
welcome to humanity…. its all i can say to u
You are one sick dude!